The Dull Show Anthem

[Intro] [Verse 1] Hey, it’s DullBlah, the king of the slow burn, Crude jokes and chaos—lessons you’ll never learn. Taking a breather, but don’t hit that “Close,” We’ll roast your bad takes and mock your hot takes the most. [Chorus] If you like the trash we spew, smash follow—do it, do it! If you LOVE this train wreck, throw cash, don’t you dare review it. The Dull Show’s on hiatus, but we’ll c***h back like a meme, Swipe your mom’s credit card—let’s make this whole chat scream! [Verse 2] Vulgar? You betcha, we’re here to offend, Keyboard warriors cry, but we’ll never bend. The chat’s a landfill, and we’re the raccoon kings, Digging for gold in the dumpster of things. [Bridge] Sub if you’re brave, or stay mad in the void, We’ll be back soon—prepare to be annoyed. Crude humor’s our anthem, cringe is our crest, The Dull Show’s a mess, but hey—we’re the best. [Chorus] If you like the trash we spew, smash follow—do it, do it! If you LOVE this train wreck, throw cash, don’t you dare review it. The Dull Show’s on hiatus, but we’ll c***h back like a meme, Swipe your mom’s credit card—let’s make this whole chat scream! [Outro]