[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Woke up under my rock, sun’s a giant clam,
Stretch my arms and burp, that’s the Patrick plan!
Sandals flip-flop loud, waddlin’ down the lane,
“Hey, where’s my ice cream?”—brain’s a one-lane train!
[Chorus]
Oh-oh-oh, it’s the Patrick Star Show!
Dumb luck and jellyfish, watch the chaos grow!
Laugh until the kelp shakes, silly’s my best friend,
SpongeBob’s takin’ notes—this’ll never end!
[Verse 2]
Jellyfishin’ champion (netted my own shoe),
Krabby Patty midnight snack—sorry, “borrowed” two!
Sandy’s rocket science? Nope, just bubble math,
“Is mayonnaise a band?”—follow my weird path!
[Bridge]
Bikini Bottom’s star, no pants, all glory,
Plot twist: I’m a genius in this wacky story!
SpongeBob’s got the map, but I’ve got the sea,
Dumber than a anchor—yet I’m always free!
[Chorus]
Oh-oh-oh, it’s the Patrick Star Show!
Snort laughs echo where the pink tides flow,
Seashell microphone sings off-key and loud,
“Leedle-leedle-lee!”—confetti in a cloud!
[Outro]
