Patrick Stars Laughing Day

[Intro] [Verse 1] Woke up under my rock, sun’s a giant clam, Stretch my arms and burp, that’s the Patrick plan! Sandals flip-flop loud, waddlin’ down the lane, “Hey, where’s my ice cream?”—brain’s a one-lane train! [Chorus] Oh-oh-oh, it’s the Patrick Star Show! Dumb luck and jellyfish, watch the chaos grow! Laugh until the kelp shakes, silly’s my best friend, SpongeBob’s takin’ notes—this’ll never end! [Verse 2] Jellyfishin’ champion (netted my own shoe), Krabby Patty midnight snack—sorry, “borrowed” two! Sandy’s rocket science? Nope, just bubble math, “Is mayonnaise a band?”—follow my weird path! [Bridge] Bikini Bottom’s star, no pants, all glory, Plot twist: I’m a genius in this wacky story! SpongeBob’s got the map, but I’ve got the sea, Dumber than a anchor—yet I’m always free! [Chorus] Oh-oh-oh, it’s the Patrick Star Show! Snort laughs echo where the pink tides flow, Seashell microphone sings off-key and loud, “Leedle-leedle-lee!”—confetti in a cloud! [Outro]