[Intro]
(*Instrumental funk-rock groove with a playful bassline*)
[Verse 1]
The clock’s tickin’, my feet start to tap,
Nature’s callin’, no time for a nap!
One mission urgent, gotta answer soon—
“I’m pissin’!” then whispers, “…I’m ’bout to poop!”
[Pre-Chorus]
Doors slam, I’m speedin’ down the hall,
Prayin’ the throne’s free—no line, no wall!
Legs crossed, cheeks clenched, holdin’ my breath,
This ain’t life’s end… just a dance with death!
[Chorus]
Bathroom blues, gotta let it loose,
No time to choose, no time to snooze!
Life’s little battles, we all gotta face,
Flush away troubles, and pick up the pace!
[Verse 2]
Mirror’s judgin’, the tiles echo shame,
But every hero’s got their secret game.
Air freshener? Nah, let’s keep it real—
A victory grunt, and then ya heal!
[Pre-Chorus]
Toilet paper’s thin, but my will’s thick,
Survivin’ this w*r with a tactical trick.
Wash my hands clean, step into the light,
Conquered the chaos—now the world’s alright!
[Chorus]
Bathroom blues, let it all out,
Shake off the fear, give a victory shout!
Life’s little battles, we all gotta face,
Flush away troubles, and win the race!
[Bridge]
(*Funky sax solo, feet stompin’ b**t*)
Dance while ya wait, hum a silly tune,
Even kings and queens gotta meet the moon!
[Outro]
(*Fade-out with upbeat bass and laughter*)
