DullBlah[Intro]
[Verse 1]
I wake up every morning to a chorus of complaints,
A house full of women who could irritate the saints.
My wife is screaming at me, my daughters doing the same,
I swear to God I can’t even remember my own name.
I’m outnumbered, out-yelled, and I’m completely out of luck,
Trapped inside a madhouse where I don't give a f**k.
[Chorus]
Oh, I’m living in a cunt tree, stretching miles wide,
Nowhere left for a miserable man to go and hide.
Look at my genealogy, look at the branches high,
My whole damn family tree is enough to make you cry.
From the roots up to the leaves, it’s a miserable pedigree,
Yeah, I’m stuck forever living in a cunt tree.
[Verse 2]
The mother-in-law visited, she’s the trunk of this disease,
Dropping toxic venom like pollen on the breeze.
The girls are just like her, growing sharper every day,
Cut you down to pieces with the awful things they say.
It’s a feminine dictatorship, a miserable regime,
And every single branch of them is making this man scream.
[Chorus]
Oh, I’m living in a cunt tree, stretching miles wide,
Nowhere left for a miserable man to go and hide.
Look at my genealogy, look at the branches high,
My whole damn family tree is enough to make you cry.
From the roots up to the leaves, it’s a miserable pedigree,
Yeah, I’m stuck forever living in a cunt tree.
[Verse 3]
I try to lock myself inside the bathroom for some peace,
But they're pounding on the door until the local police
Get called out to the property to see what's going on,
While I'm hiding in the bathtub just praying for the dawn.
There's estrogen and makeup scattered all across the floor,
And a line of screaming harpies waiting right outside the door.
[Chorus]
Oh, I’m living in a cunt tree, stretching miles wide,
Nowhere left for a miserable man to go and hide.
Look at my genealogy, look at the branches high,
My whole damn family tree is enough to make you cry.
From the roots up to the leaves, it’s a miserable pedigree,
Yeah, I’m stuck forever living in a cunt tree.
[Outro]
"Just another henpecked husband trying to survive the day,
Nodding like an idiot to whatever they all say.
Yeah, every man alive knows exactly how it feels,
To lose his bloody sanity to a house in high heels.
A family tree of nightmares, and they're nagging me to death..."
