Realtor Rhyme

[Intro] (Upbeat guitar riff and playful snare taps) [Verse 1] You’re lookin’ for a house, you need a guide, But why’s everyone stretchin’ that word so wide? It’s *real-tor*, not real-a-tor, my friend, Let’s set this straight before the chorus begins! [Chorus] No “a” in the middle, keep it tight, Say it right, say it right, say it right! When you’re sick, you don’t yell “doc-a-tor,” So drop that “a”—it’s *real-tor*! [Verse 2] Two syllables, smooth like a summer breeze, Not three, like you’re stammerin’ through the keys. It’s listed in the books, it’s plain to see, But folks still tack that “a” like it’s free! [Chorus] No “a” in the middle, keep it tight, Say it right, say it right, say it right! When you’re sick, you don’t yell “doc-a-tor,” So drop that “a”—it’s *real-tor*! [Bridge] Now you know the deal, no excuse to slip, Say it crisp, say it clean, no extra drip. If you slip that “a,” we’ll all groan— Just say *real-tor* and take it home!