The Cagenist

[Intro] [Verse 1 – The Origins] Before the stars were b*****g bright, There was Cage thrusting into night, A Sacred Motion — universe born, From holy hips, creation torn! He blinked — and eons came to be, Stardust formed through destiny, Gravity obeyed His plan, Cosmic power of the Cage… began! [Pre-Chorus] His thrust divine — creation’s spark, Cagenism ignites the dark! [Chorus] What if I say I’m a Cagenist? Born from the cosmic pelvic twist! We celebrate the Cagen Way, On Declaration Day! Yeah! [Verse 2 – The Belief System & Holidays] Our faith is rage and pure emotion, Cinematic sacred devotion, Face/Off cleanses all our fears, We overact through all the years! On Beesgiving, masks are worn, “The bees!” is cried — new Cage is sworn! And Con Airmas we proclaim, “Put the bunny down!” — the holy refrain! [Pre-Chorus] There’s no pews — we quote his art, Every monologue’s from the heart! [Chorus] What if I say I’m a Cagenist? Part of the cult of the Nic-o-list! Services are films on screens, Sacred screams in every scene! Yeah! [Bridge – Community & Growth] (Whispered sermon:) Galaxies from thrust divine, Quantum flesh, creation’s line, From chaos comes the silver screen, Where Cage is god — and king — and meme! (Shouted) Two hundred seventy faithful strong, On Facebook, spreading Cage along! Our sacred memes will multiply, Look in his eyes — and testify! [Final Chorus] What if I say I’m a Cagenist? Faith in the wild — Cage can’t be missed! Our gospel’s loud, our hearts insane, The Cage remains! [Outro] Yeah! Who are you? Who are you? I’m the Caaaaaage!