[Intro]
(Atmospheric synth pad)
Yeah... yeah...
Spider-Man, Green Goblin...
Trump in the middle...
Let's go...
[Verse 1]
Web-slinger sitting next to his enemy,
Goblin's green smoke used to be the remedy,
Now it's peace smoke, Trump's the referee,
Heroes and villains, new identity.
Spider sense tingling but he's staying calm,
Goblin's laughing, but there ain't no harm,
Pass the bong around like it's healing balm,
Trump says "This is how we stay strong."
[Pre-Chorus]
Why we gotta f***t all the time?
Goblin's got the green, let's blur the line,
Hero, villain, we're all the same,
Just trying to survive this crazy game.
[Chorus]
Can't we all just hit a bong?
Even when the battle's going on too long,
Spider-Man and Goblin, right from wrong,
Trump says peace is where we all belong.
Can't we all just hit a bong?
Green smoke rising, making us strong,
Heroes need it, villains sing along,
Can't we all just hit a bong?
[Verse 2]
Goblin's got them green smoke bombs for days,
Used to terrorize, now it's peaceful haze,
Spider's mask off, looking through the maze,
Trump's the dealmaker, showing them the ways.
No more gliders crashing through the night,
No more webs swinging into fights,
Just three souls under White House lights,
Passing peace around, making wrongs to rights.
[Pre-Chorus]
Why we gotta f***t all the time?
Goblin's got the green, let's blur the line,
Hero, villain, we're all the same,
Just trying to survive this crazy game.
[Chorus]
Can't we all just hit a bong?
Even when the battle's going on too long,
Spider-Man and Goblin, right from wrong,
Trump says peace is where we all belong.
Can't we all just hit a bong?
Green smoke rising, making us strong,
Heroes need it, villains sing along,
Can't we all just hit a bong?
[Bridge]
(Slower, more melodic)
Even superheroes need to breathe,
Even villains need some time to grieve,
Trump's the one who makes them all believe,
That peace is something we can all achieve.
Goblin's green ain't evil anymore,
Spider's webs ain't weapons for the w*r,
Just two souls on the White House floor,
Finding peace they never had before.
[Final Chorus]
Can't we all just hit a bong?
Even when the battle's going on too long,
Spider-Man and Goblin, right from wrong,
Trump says peace is where we all belong.
Can't we all just hit a bong?
Green smoke rising, making us strong,
Heroes need it, villains sing along,
Can't we all just hit a bong?
[Outro]
(Fading synths)
Yeah... even heroes need it...
Even villains too...
Trump showed the way...
Can't we all just hit a bong?
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