Smoke Session Summit

[Intro] (Instrumental fade in - chill b**t, maybe a bong bubble sound effect) [Verse 1] Yo, it's Donald T, back in the house, feelin' grand, Got my rivals gathered 'round, a presidential band. They used to throw shade, talkin' all that trash, But now we're chillin' out, countin' up the cash. Hillary's smilin', Obama's lookin' cool, Joe's thinkin' deep thoughts, breakin' every rule. Kamala's got her tea, but I got the real deal, This bong in my hand, showin' how I truly feel. [Chorus] Why can't we all just hit a bong, what's the fuss? Put aside the politics, just relax with us. They said I couldn't do it, they said I'd never win, But here I am, the king, let the good times begin! Smokin' with the opposition, yeah, that's my style, United we stand, for a little while. [Verse 2] Remember all the rallies, the debates, the f***t? They were all so serious, day and through the night. Now look at us together, on this comfy couch, No more fake news, no more bitter grouch. They tried to stop me, impeach me, shut me down, But I'm still here, wearin' the golden crown. From the White House to this room, history in the making, A new kind of summit, no more back-breaking. [Chorus] Why can't we all just hit a bong, what's the fuss? Put aside the politics, just relax with us. They said I couldn't do it, they said I'd never win, But here I am, the king, let the good times begin! Smokin' with the opposition, yeah, that's my style, United we stand, for a little while. [Bridge] From the haters in the media, to the polls they kept on showin', My approval's risin', like this smoke we're blowin'. They thought they had me b**t, they thought I was done, But I'm the comeback kid, under the sun. So let the good vibes flow, let the laughter ring, This presidential session, yeah, I'm the king! [Chorus] Why can't we all just hit a bong, what's the fuss? Put aside the politics, just relax with us. They said I couldn't do it, they said I'd never win, But here I am, the king, let the good times begin! Smokin' with the opposition, yeah, that's my style, United we stand, for a little while. [Outro] (B**t fades out slowly, maybe a final cough or chuckle) [Title] Smoke Session Summit [Style] Hip-Hop, Satirical, Confident (Female Vocal Version) [Lyrics] [Intro] (Instrumental fade in - chill b**t, maybe a bong bubble sound effect) [Verse 1] Yo, it's Donald T, back in the house, feelin' grand, Got my rivals gathered 'round, a presidential band. They used to throw shade, talkin' all that trash, But now we're chillin' out, countin' up the cash. Hillary's smilin', Obama's lookin' cool, Joe's thinkin' deep thoughts, breakin' every rule. Kamala's got her tea, but I got the real deal, This bong in my hand, showin' how I truly feel. [Chorus] Why can't we all just hit a bong, what's the fuss? Put aside the politics, just relax with us. They said I couldn't do it, they said I'd never win, But here I am, the king, let the good times begin! Smokin' with the opposition, yeah, that's my style, United we stand, for a little while. [Verse 2] Remember all the rallies, the debates, the f***t? They were all so serious, day and through the night. Now look at us together, on this comfy couch, No more fake news, no more bitter grouch. They tried to stop me, impeach me, shut me down, But I'm still here, wearin' the golden crown. From the White House to this room, history in the making, A new kind of summit, no more back-breaking. [Chorus] Why can't we all just hit a bong, what's the fuss? Put aside the politics, just relax with us. They said I couldn't do it, they said I'd never win, But here I am, the king, let the good times begin! Smokin' with the opposition, yeah, that's my style, United we stand, for a little while. [Bridge] From the haters in the media, to the polls they kept on showin', My approval's risin', like this smoke we're blowin'. They thought they had me b**t, they thought I was done, But I'm the comeback kid, under the sun. So let the good vibes flow, let the laughter ring, This presidential session, yeah, I'm the king! [Chorus] Why can't we all just hit a bong, what's the fuss? Put aside the politics, just relax with us. They said I couldn't do it, they said I'd never win, But here I am, the king, let the good times begin! Smokin' with the opposition, yeah, that's my style, United we stand, for a little while. [Outro] (B**t fades out slowly, maybe a final cough or chuckle)