[Intro]
Believe me, folks, the best deals? They're not made in the briefing room. They're made right here. Tremendous deals. Everybody wins. It's beautiful.
[Verse 1]
Swapped the G7 tables for a circle of trust.
Sat 'em down, shook the hands, now we're clearing the dust.
Putin on the right, yeah, he's got that ice stare.
Zelenskyy on the left, now breathing fresh air.
No more briefings, no more sanctions, no more talk of the b**b.
Just a cloud of sweet peace, and a moment of calm.
They thought they had the chess moves, the endless debate,
But this simple smoke session seals a better fate.
[Pre-Chorus]
They tried to stop me, impeach me, shout me down,
But I'm still here wearing the golden crown.
From Mar-a-Lago to this room, history in the making,
A new kind of summit, no more back-breaking.
[Chorus]
Why can't we all just hit a bong, what's the fuss?
Put aside the politics, just relax with us.
From Kyiv to the Kremlin, the tension's running thin,
Here we are the kings, and tonight everyone wins.
Diplomatic Smoke Session, yeah, that's the plan.
Found the peace we needed, right here, in my hand.
[Verse 2]
The oil prices steady, the missiles stay low,
The generals are sleeping, putting on a real show.
No need for the conflict, no need for the f***t.
Just a peaceful agreement, day and through the night.
The people are happy, the markets will cheer,
The best solution came when the answer was clear.
Everybody wins, yeah, that's the bottom line.
Took the heat off the pressure, this smoke is divine.
[Chorus]
Why can't we all just hit a bong, what's the fuss?
Put aside the politics, just relax with us.
From Kyiv to the Kremlin, the tension's running thin,
Here we are the kings, and tonight everyone wins.
Diplomatic Smoke Session, yeah, that's the plan.
Found the peace we needed, right here, in my hand.
[Outro]
Let the good vibes flow, let the laughter ring.
This Diplomatic Session, yeah, I'm the king.
Peace treaty sealed... I've done it again... Believe me!
