The Information Architecture of My Soul is Crumbling

[Intro] [Verse 1] Scrolling through the wireframes of my memories, Each node a broken promise, a faded decree. I tried to structure meaning, a logical flow, But every user journey just leads to "I don't know." The navigation's faulty, the breadcrumbs disappear, Leaving me lost in silence, consumed by fear. [Pre-Chorus] I labelled all the feelings, tried to group them by intent, But the taxonomy's outdated, the content's all misspent. No sitemap for my future, no search bar for my past, Just an endless loading spinner, moving far too fast! [Chorus] THE INFORMATION ARCHITECTURE OF MY SOUL IS CRUMBLING! My schema's inconsistent, my database is fumbling! Every connection severed, every link now broken, A fragmented interface, words I've left unspoken! I'm caught in an infinite loop of existential dread, With a thousand broken modals screaming inside my head! [Verse 2] I built a persona of who I thought I should be, But the user research showed a different me. Affinity diagramming all my hopes and dreams, Just found a cluster of nightmares, or so it seems. Heuristic evaluation of my life's design, Revealed critical errors, nowhere to sign. [Pre-Chorus] I labelled all the feelings, tried to group them by intent, But the taxonomy's outdated, the content's all misspent. No sitemap for my future, no search bar for my past, Just an endless loading spinner, moving far too fast! [Chorus] THE INFORMATION ARCHITECTURE OF MY SOUL IS CRUMBLING! My schema's inconsistent, my database is fumbling! Every connection severed, every link now broken, A fragmented interface, words I've left unspoken! I'm caught in an infinite loop of existential dread, With a thousand broken modals screaming inside my head! [Bridge] I tried to iterate, to find a better way, But every redesign just pushed my heart astray. I thought that I could fix this, with just one more sprint, But the usability's zero, I've lost every hint! NO HEURISTICS CAN SAVE ME NOW! MY FRAMEWORK'S FALLING DOWN! [Chorus] THE INFORMATION ARCHITECTURE OF MY SOUL IS CRUMBLING! My schema's inconsistent, my database is fumbling! Every connection severed, every link now broken, A fragmented interface, words I've left unspoken! I'm caught in an infinite loop of existential dread, With a thousand broken modals screaming inside my head! [Outro]