Christmas Tub Trouble

[Intro] [Verse 1] The snowflakes fell, the lights were bright, The tree was wrapped in twinkling light, But Santa left a gift so crude, A lump of coal? Nah, something rude! [Chorus] All I got for Christmas is shit in my tub, A prank gone wrong, a festive flub, The reindeer laughed, the elves did too, Merry Christmas—here’s shit stew! [Verse 2] I hung my stockings, baked the pie, Dreamed of gifts piled to the sky, But instead of toys or cozy socks, My bathroom’s clogged with candy rocks! [Chorus] All I got for Christmas is shit in my tub, A jolly joke from my weirdest sub, The mistletoe can’t fix this mood, Just scrub and sing, “Dude, where’s my prude?” [Bridge] Grandma gasped, Dad cracked a grin, Mom said, “Next year, we’re staying in!” But through the chaos, we found cheer, A Christmas tale we’ll laugh at yearly! [Chorus] All I got for Christmas is shit in my tub, A memory that stuck (like toilet glue, bud!), So raise a glass to holiday glee, When life gives you shit… just let it be! [Outro]