[Intro]
[Verse 1]
The snowflakes fall, the lights are bright,
But Santa’s got a twist tonight,
Mistletoe hangs, the reindeer prance,
Wrap your gifts and take a chance—
[Chorus]
Jingle my balls, it’s Christmas time!
A cheeky cheer, a playful rhyme,
Santa’s laughing, don’t take it too hard,
Jingle my balls, in the yuletide yard!
[Verse 2]
Deck the halls with socks and flair,
A rubber chicken in your stocking there,
The elves are giggling, the North Pole’s loose,
Jingle these bells—no need for truce!
[Chorus]
Jingle my balls, it’s Christmas time!
A prankster’s joy, a sleighbell chime,
Candy canes bend, the snowmen wink,
Jingle my balls, let the mischief sink!
[Bridge]
Oh, the fire’s crackling, the eggnog’s spiked,
Unwrap the joke that no one liked,
But here’s to laughter, here’s to cheer,
Jingle my balls—all through the year!
[Outro]