wrightsgaming[Intro]
[Verse 1]
The snowflakes fell, the lights were bright,
The tree was wrapped in twinkling light,
But Santa left a gift so crude,
A lump of coal? Nah, something rude!
[Chorus]
All I got for Christmas is shit in my tub,
A prank gone wrong, a festive flub,
The reindeer laughed, the elves did too,
Merry Christmas—here’s shit stew!
[Verse 2]
I hung my stockings, baked the pie,
Dreamed of gifts piled to the sky,
But instead of toys or cozy socks,
My bathroom’s clogged with candy rocks!
[Chorus]
All I got for Christmas is shit in my tub,
A jolly joke from my weirdest sub,
The mistletoe can’t fix this mood,
Just scrub and sing, “Dude, where’s my prude?”
[Bridge]
Grandma gasped, Dad cracked a grin,
Mom said, “Next year, we’re staying in!”
But through the chaos, we found cheer,
A Christmas tale we’ll laugh at yearly!
[Chorus]
All I got for Christmas is shit in my tub,
A memory that stuck (like toilet glue, bud!),
So raise a glass to holiday glee,
When life gives you shit… just let it be!
[Outro]