[Intro] [Male Voice Trump] Gulf of America. Gulf of America. [Spoken - No Melody] You see this ocean. [Pause] That's the Gulf of America now. [Pause] I renamed it. Beautiful name. The best name. [Pause] I've got Mexico and Venezuela on my couch. This is how it started. [End Spoken] [End Male Voice Trump] [Verse 1] [Male Voice Trump] Called him up on the presidential line. Said Nicolas listen. Everything could be fine. Your oil flows north and the fentanyl stops. Export rights and real money. Just close your mouth. All you gotta do is sit down and make it real. Glass bong on the table. One hit. That's the art of the deal. [End Male Voice Trump] [Chorus] [Male Voice Trump] [Spoken - No Melody] And Nicolas said... [End Spoken] [Pause] Come for me. I'm waiting for you here. [Pause] Don't take too long to arrive. Coward. [Pause] No crazy w*r. Peace. Peace. Yes peace. [End Male Voice Trump] [Male Voice Trump] SHOULD'VE HIT THE BONG. [End Male Voice Trump] [Verse 2] [Male Voice Trump] He got on stage and danced like I wasn't watching. [Pause] Truth Social running. Delta Force already launching. Lights out in Caracas. Discombobulator activated. Not a shot was fired. [Pause] Russian rockets, D**d. [Pause] Chinese rockets, D**d. [Pause] Dragged him out his bed reaching for the door. Should've took the deal Nicolas, I told you before. [End Male Voice Trump] [Verse 3] [Male Voice Trump] Claudia you're here because you need to pay for the wall. And you need to stop letting immigrants cross my border. If it don't stop, I'll close the border for good. Or we can make the deal. Glass bong on the table. [Spoken - No Melody] Passed the bong to Claudia slow. [End Spoken] Claudia looked at the bong and thought about Nicolas. She picked it up and inhaled. [End Male Voice Trump] [Bridge] [Male Voice Trump] [Spoken - No Melody] Borders secured. [Pause] The oil's flowing. [Pause] Everybody wins. [Pause] Except Nicolas. [End Spoken] [End Male Voice Trump] [Outro] [Male Voice Trump] [Spoken - No Melody] Why can't we all just hit a bong. [End Spoken] [End Male Voice Trump]

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