Yo, it's Sponge in the house, I'm absorbent and clean, You're gr

Yo, it's Sponge in the house, I'm absorbent and clean, You're greasy and lazy—like your whole dang scene! Flippin’ patties with precision, I'm the pride of the sea, You just flop on the couch, yellin’ “D’OH!” on repeat! Icon for the kids, I inspire and I teach, You just drool and burp and yell at Marge when she speaks! I battled Plankton, RoboSquid, and a jellyfish swarm, You can't even handle stairs without settin’ off an alarm! So go ahead, Homer—eat another pink ring, While I’m buildin’ up a legacy and doin’ my thing. You ain't legendary, you’re just old and crusty, Compared to SpongeBob? You’re lookin’ real dusty!