spongebob final diss toward homer

Yo Homer, you a joke — and not the funny type, You been runnin’ 30 seasons off the same ol’ hype. Same couch, same drink, same whiny tone, Your whole dang show should’ve stayed postponed! I’m the sponge with the sauce, underwater I shine, You’re a bald old clown with a lazy punchline. You yell “D’OH!” like it's deep, like it slaps, But even Maggie’s pacifier got better raps! Your son hates school, your daughter’s sad, Your wife’s stuck cleanin’ up a full-grown dad. Meanwhile, I’m flippin’ patties, spreadin’ cheer, You just burp and drool through every year. Krusty Krab got more laughs in a single ep, Than your whole last season—yo, the ratings are d**d. I'm fresh, you stale, your humor's dried, Even Ned Flanders tryna switch to my side! So here’s one last jab before I float back home— You’re the worst yellow icon ever known. Call the network, pull the plug, it’s time to bail— The Simpsons fell off, and you the rusty nail...... ....... You ain’t timeless, Homer... You’re just tired. BAM..... sit down!!!