BURP... oh sorry. I was too busy winnin',
While you're down flippin' burgers, I’ve been straight grinnin’! 😎
SpongeBob who? You're a cleaning supply,
You talk to starfish, bro, go touch some sky! 🧼🌌
I’m on prime time, baby, thirty years on the air,
You’re just underwater yellin’ “I’M READY!” like you care. 🐠
Your laugh is annoying, your jokes are for tots,
I got more bars than your whole goofy plot! 🎤🚫
Mr. Krabs pays pennies, Squidward hates your face,
At least my boss lets me nap all over the place. 😴
So quit actin’ tough, you lil' dish rag fool,
I’m Homer freakin’ Simpson—I break every rule! 💥🍺
