The Consultant Who Saved the Day

[Verse 1] He blew in like a breeze through the Plaiderie door, “Just here for a few months”… yeah, we’ve heard that before. With a notebook, a grin, and a sea-swimmer’s glow, He said, “I’ll fix a few things,” but we all know how those go. Twelve months later — he’s still here, still calm, Still diagnosing problems like a business Gandalf. He’s the consultant who arrived to just “help with a thing”… Now he’s basically part of the furniture — and the team. [Pre-Chorus] He spots fires in the corner — ones we didn’t detect, And he puts them out quietly with zero regret. Hosting home cinema nights like his real side gig, Consultant by day… Movie mogul after six. [Chorus] Ohhh Jon Buckland, our consultant supreme, Guiding GCRA with that cool, steady beam. From coaching-style wisdom to economic finesse, He’s the guy you call when your desk is a mess. Oh Jon Buckland, somehow still on the books — We hired him for 3 months, now look how long that took. Yeah, he fixes fires you can’t see… That’s consultant Jon — our quiet MVP. [Verse 2] He swims in the sea, then cycles uphill, Walks in drenched to the office — yet somehow still Looks calmer than the rest of us with our coffees and stress, While he redesigns org charts like he’s playing chess. He’s coached half the island, modernised the rest, Psychological safety? Yeah, he makes it look blessed. If leadership was Christmas, he’d be Rudolph, no doubt — Guiding us through fog when the rest of us freak out. [Pre-Chorus] He believes he’s great at coaching — and honestly, he is, Even if he tells you softly like it’s none of your biz. And if he had a day free? No rest, of course — He’d build a new coaching course… Because that’s his version of “force.” [Chorus] Ohhh Jon Buckland, our consultant supreme, Guiding GCRA with that calm, steady beam. From extreme frisbee spins to strategy plans, He’s got spreadsheets, solutions, and leadership scans. Oh Jon Buckland — twelve months and counting on, He’s the wise, soaked, cycling consultant called Jon. Yeah he fixes fires you can’t see… That’s consultant Jon — GCRA’s MVP. [Bridge – fun, spoken/rap style] He’ll modernise your systems, uplift the whole crew, Transform your workplace — then grab a wetsuit. Cool, calm, collected — our consultant knight, Saving money, saving projects… But never saving dry. [Final Chorus] Ohhh Jon Buckland, the legend we rely on, The consultant who came, stayed, and then carried on. With leadership sparkle and organisational cheer — He’s been “temporary” staff… for over a year. Jon Buckland — shining bright as can be… Rudolph-level brilliance… Our G-C-R-A MVP!