[Intro]
*(creeky door with bubbling cauldrons and chains then an upbeat 50's style drum riff)*
[Verse 1]
I was workinā in the lab late one night,
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my microbes from their plate, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
[Chorus]
(they did the mash) They did the Micro Mash!
(The Micro Mash!) it was a petri dish smash
(They did the mash) It caught on in a flash!
(They did the mash) they did the Micro Mash!
[Verse 2]
(wa-ooh) from my laboratory in the campus north
(Wa-ooh) to Clements hospital where illness is brought fourth
(Wa-wa-ooh) the viruses all came from their human abodes
(Wa-ooh) to get a jolt from my electrodes
[Chorus]
(they did the mash) They did the Micro Mash!
(The Micro Mash!) it was a petri dish smash
(They did the mash) It caught on in a flash!
(They did the mash) they did the Micro Mash!
[Bridge]
(wa-ooh) The phages were having fun
(wa-ooh) the party had just begun
(wa-ooh) The guests included Noro
(wa-ooh) E.V.D. and H1N1
[Verse 2]
Then Noro jumped in with a queasy spin,
A stomach-churninā, vile little grin,
He said, āIāll twist your gut into a pretzel knot,
One bite, and youāll be glued to the pot!ā
[Chorus]
(He did the mash) he did the Micro Mash!
(The Micro Mash!) it was a petri dish smash
(He did the mash) It caught on in a flash!
(He did the mash) they did the Micro Mash!
(Wa-ooh) out from the lungs, E.V.D did a thing
(Wa-ooh) seems he migrated to the brain to sing
(Wa-wa-ooh) he opened the lid and shook his fist and said
(Wa-ooh) "Whatever happened to my AFM jigg?"
[Chorus]
(It's now the mash) It's now the Micro Mash!
(The Micro Mash!) and it's a petri dish smash
(t's now the mash) It's caught on in a flash!
(It's now the mash) It's now the Micro Mash!
(wa-ooh) now everything's cool, the cultures are tight
(Wa-ooh) and my Micro Mash is the hit of the night
(Wa-wa-ooh) for you, the living, this mash was meant too
(Wa-ooh) when you get to my door, tell them Orchard sent you