Micro Mash

[Intro] *(creeky door with bubbling cauldrons and chains then an upbeat 50's style drum riff)* [Verse 1] I was workin’ in the lab late one night, When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my microbes from their plate, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise [Chorus] (they did the mash) They did the Micro Mash! (The Micro Mash!) it was a petri dish smash (They did the mash) It caught on in a flash! (They did the mash) they did the Micro Mash! [Verse 2] (wa-ooh) from my laboratory in the campus north (Wa-ooh) to Clements hospital where illness is brought fourth (Wa-wa-ooh) the viruses all came from their human abodes (Wa-ooh) to get a jolt from my electrodes [Chorus] (they did the mash) They did the Micro Mash! (The Micro Mash!) it was a petri dish smash (They did the mash) It caught on in a flash! (They did the mash) they did the Micro Mash! [Bridge] (wa-ooh) The phages were having fun (wa-ooh) the party had just begun (wa-ooh) The guests included Noro (wa-ooh) E.V.D. and H1N1 [Verse 2] Then Noro jumped in with a queasy spin, A stomach-churnin’, vile little grin, He said, “I’ll twist your gut into a pretzel knot, One bite, and you’ll be glued to the pot!” [Chorus] (He did the mash) he did the Micro Mash! (The Micro Mash!) it was a petri dish smash (He did the mash) It caught on in a flash! (He did the mash) they did the Micro Mash! (Wa-ooh) out from the lungs, E.V.D did a thing (Wa-ooh) seems he migrated to the brain to sing (Wa-wa-ooh) he opened the lid and shook his fist and said (Wa-ooh) "Whatever happened to my AFM jigg?" [Chorus] (It's now the mash) It's now the Micro Mash! (The Micro Mash!) and it's a petri dish smash (t's now the mash) It's caught on in a flash! (It's now the mash) It's now the Micro Mash! (wa-ooh) now everything's cool, the cultures are tight (Wa-ooh) and my Micro Mash is the hit of the night (Wa-wa-ooh) for you, the living, this mash was meant too (Wa-ooh) when you get to my door, tell them Orchard sent you