Going off topic, talkin all hard about myself
Not all is logic, but I still set that book on the shelf
Memorize and log it, sent the playlist to hell
On the mic I hog it, speed rapping to the notification bell
Got candy named after me
50 cents for the price it be
Logically it affordable see
Machine g*n diabetes
But this is not an ordinary track
I sent this one and played it back
Threw out my shoulder with a crack
Trying to lift giants that now seem to slack
8 miles till the next rest stop
Pull over to the curb, caught by cops
Gin and juice in my shot glok
Banging vodka live on tik tok
I like big butts, but mine is bigger
She a 10 but a real gold digger
Juice in this world is a sugar trigger
But in this reality I bounce around like tigger
Winnie the poo, and the whole crew
Cosmic vibes, what is one to do
Meniscus torn on the left knee too
Totally a badass when I see you
But spaghetti is stained on your pants
Gotta eat more carefully, you'll attract ants
Snooping around the dog takes a glance
Shopping around the distributors in a dance
8 miles till the next rest stop
Pull over to the curb, caught by cops
Gin and juice in my shot glok
Banging vodka live on tik tok
Tom and jerry springer on the tv
Chasing the hoes off back to the streets
Not so soft like the presence of glee
This is just an ordinary day for me
Flash my pecs underneath my b***s
You might be next, no need to intrude
Slaughtered a drake on my last mood
Straight fire from the face so rude
But you bet your like a melody in my head
Living rent free memorizing bars instead
Serializing the crime and the prison bed
Something to look forward to besides dread
Nah I got to train my audience to laugh
To see the humor in my many gaffes
Seen too many rappers just turn out trash
But at least I can write quick, so hard, so brash
8 miles till the next rest stop
Pull over to the curb, caught by cops
Gin and juice in my shot glok
Banging vodka live on tik tok
Pew thee pie, cut into equal pieces
Share one with my daughter, and my nieces
This is a reference track, scenes in the recess
Best time of school, except the stained fleeces
Because a bully is a bully, and bad rapper is dumb
I understand this fully, I might turn into one
I look like a rollie polie, just look at my tums
But the real kicker, I got to w*r with my fingers and thumbs
However the reference hits, it seems kinda soft
Call me the devil, I will ask if you checked the loft
Because the nazis were christian, just ask franks trough
Democratic Socialists, just insert the needle and cough
8 miles till the next rest stop
Pull over to the curb, caught by cops
Gin and juice in my shot glok
Banging vodka live on tik tok