Elons Musk Fixed

Got called out on the social media web F***t booked and the world to look ahead His power strong, but in over his head The power of no shower, the scent of dread The ability to shift the tone of the room Dirty enough the engineers craft his bloom Need more salty extract to make the reactors go boom Elons musk is one that the world w*r calls doom Prison he fears, not because of the rope Not because of the inmates, or inappropriate jokes Neither that or guards that he fears no blokes It really is simple, he is afraid of the soap Elons Musk selling stocks at the highest price Elons Musk could ward off the rats and mice Elons Musk can settle a w*r so play nice Elons musk repels bears not just once but twice Elons musk travels faster than sound NASA tried to bottle it, said “this could move the ground” Pentagon called—classified what they found One whiff knocked the satellites right out of their round They say his scent once bent a steel beam Engineers quit Tesla, said “I can’t with this team” SpaceX suits melting like an ice-cream dream Even Mars backed out, said “bro, stay on your stream” Put the man in a cage? That B.O. breaks locks Drop him in the jungle? He’ll fumigate blocks Birds fall down mid-flight from the shock EPA tried to measure it, instrument clocks stopped The Summit of Nations now puts up a sign: “No musk allowed past this border line” General sniffed once and forgot his whole design Scientists ran tests—mold died in record time Elons Musk selling stocks at the highest price Elons Musk could ward off the rats and mice Elons Musk can settle a w*r so play nice Elons musk repels bears not just once but twice Elons musk so strong it disrupted the grid Whole town blacked out from the fumes he hid Toxic Avengers said, “nah, that’s worse than what we did” Even skunks pack bags when he lifts his lid Tried deodorant once — the can tapped out Tried cologne — bottle screamed, “I’m clocking out” Even Axe body spray filed a formal doubt Said, “we can’t battle that odor, we’re bowing out” Reporters wear masks when they’re asking him stuff Body armor rated for “air o matic rough” One journalist fainted, mumbled “that’s enough” Another wrote the headline: MUSK TOO BUFF Legend has it Vikings fled back to sea Storm gods trembled, lost all their bravery Even cryptos dipped from the smell, suddenly Blockchain itself whispered, “bro, don’t tag me…” Elons Musk selling stocks at the highest price Elons Musk could ward off the rats and mice Elons Musk can settle a w*r so play nice Elons musk repels bears not just once but twice