In this version
Not a sturgeon
Not a surgeon
But a persian
In this version
Not a sturgeon
Not a surgeon
No a persian
Prince of persia just ran out of luck
A S U V of merch not givin a f**k
Drove up to me, mid song to pluck
An idea into my mind he tucked
Drove right up close to my a*s
Said here, then tossed me the cash
Said now give me your money with class
I managed 30 bucks my personal stash
Nah that sum was for my sister
The one I mock in this I'll say
Hope I give her a mental blister
Nearly strong armed for you today
But you see here I still got a phone
So we know he is not of another tone
Nah I wouldn't be talking here to hone
My non manic reactions even full blown
Nah smoothest robbery 10 out of 10 it's true
Try to rob the devil, nah the devil robs you
All I know is it ended with a pod not two
Well an upscale transaction the police intrude
I try to explain what happened what place
Explained the story wished I'd seen their face
They didn't want to report anything no case
The guy left with less money to trace
I said no copper, no need to worry
I know your job hard so I will hurry
Just let me be clear I will not bury
This into my memory cuz I'm weary
In this version
Not a sturgeon
Not a surgeon
But a persian
In this version
Not a sturgeon
Not a surgeon
No a persian
Ya cleanest 2 stacks I've acquired
Guy gets 5 stars he is hired
I respect the grind, the gold rewired
Soon to sell chains at discount when tired
Sleepy from all the persian sales
Not a jew, he lost at the scales
2 federal notes versus two air pod tales
A tale so odd, is this really two males
No one got shot but 2 got robbed
One of money, 1 prison sentence dodged
One to learn, the other just sobbed
Police trying to not laugh or it be logged
Speaking of that I reported to thee
That I got a report ending in zero nine three
Soon the dash gonna reach out to me
But I bet this track holds the history
Been 2 hours by now still no call
Just shows how doordash just stalls
The safety of the drivers, thrown into the halls
Of forgotten memories, got some balls
Honestly if I'd have to rate the bliss
I don't want to be robbed again no dis
But in the event I'm up, is this really a diss
Or is the persian dude down, anything I miss
I kept my phone, wallet, dignity, my flex
I ate life growing up not chex
Just preparing for error code to reflect
Luckily he just a bad salesman I respect
In this version
Not a sturgeon
Not a surgeon
Just a persian
Like me he gives to the needy
Trading songs for nothing not greedy
He puts more into it no bleedy
No crime done if you sign the treaty
Had to go home, retrace my steps
What god I stand on when I climb the steps
Cuz if it hurt you than at nothing less
Can't b**t the devil in bartering the chest
The devil strikes back, hear the news
He up charged the robbery for the views
Found comedy in tragedy and is amused
Gave paper for plastic not to accuse
Try to rob the Lib Tard
Get robbed by the bard
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True story
Bye bye