Log in to the craft, world of w*r
Front of the lines not aft, feelings are sore
Community like an a*s, more tears to store
React to news fast, actually my main source
Trump is a fascist they say, but he dives in
Opinions that are not gay, still room dirty as sin
Streaming life seems okay, but the fast food wins
Somehow skinny I pray, that he stays this slim
Gold as an Asmon can get, smile missing from the shot
Spilled b***d on the steaming set, the left got got
Born same year as me I bet, I may be older but I bet not
Wikipedia withholding birthday yet, he may have also forgot
Camera on, the angle confusing
Wears thong, we find this amusing
This song, is meant to be bruising
Flows along, the river of fans cruising
Yes it started oh a long time ago
There was a craft R.P.G. that ran real slow
Factions were born, he would know
But the price of it be that he would ball snow
Topics of the disaster of Katrina
Banned in 2017 for the lefties to dream up
Wikipedia hating on his themes of
Retards that seem to shock the theme sup
Hassan hates this fragile chad of a man
He cares not about his feelings understand
But I love him, best streamer in the land
I Show Speed didn't deserve that award or brand
Camera on, the angle confusing
Wears thong, we find this amusing
This song, is meant to be bruising
Flows along, the river of fans cruising
Trading stocks following Pelosi's trends
Bragging about the shorts of which it depends
Talking gnomes, the previous jokes about hammers bends
Smiling while commenting about the political friends
Trump definitely not happy about his critiques
Support him in some places, it makes him unique
We got that in common, but I am one of the meek
Served on a platter of delicious Mick Donald's treats
I mean ya, meat canyon did a terrific job
But this a*s man is a gold digging god
Take the L and give me a gentlemans nod
I am a super fan, but my brother thinks your a knob
Camera on, the angle confusing
Wears thong, we find this amusing
This song, is meant to be bruising
Flows along, the river of fans cruising