THE HR SUPERHERO (OFFICE BODDY EDITION)

[Verse 1] There’s a force in the workplace with a watchful eye, Office Boddy on patrol — nothing slips her by. Finding, firing, factotum-style grace, Sorting problems before they ever take up space. Twenty years in the game, she’s a pro through and through, Big Four to global firms — there’s nothing she can’t do. Processes polished, integrations on track, If HR had a hero cape? She’d wear it on her back. [Pre-Chorus] She’ll catch trouble brewing like it’s written in lights, But deliver tough truths in a way that still feels right. Kind people skills with a backbone of steel — That rare perfect blend that helps everyone heal. [Chorus] Ohhhh the HR Superhero — Office Boddy keeping order wherever we go. Spotting talent, growing confidence strong, Kind with her words but sharp when things go wrong. From hiring to coaching with a magic touch, And recognising Sam Fender songs way too fast, as such. Yeah, the workplace runs smoother whenever she’s doing her thing — Here’s to the HR Superhero… with that Sam Fender swing. [Verse 2] She sings Sam Fender loudly — full emotion, full heart, Can name any track from just the opening part. “Well, that’s ‘Seventeen Going Under’,” she’ll confidently say, And she’s right — even if it’s muffled, reversed, or 10 miles away. Tribunals, restructures — she’s seen every scene, Psychometrics in hand like a human insight machine. A wellbeing champion, a mentor with fire, Helping people grow to the heights they desire. [Pre-Chorus] Off duty? Hockey sticks swing, dog walks begin, Cycling if the weather says she’s allowed to join in. Family close by and a heart full of cheer — She brings warmth and wisdom all throughout the year. [Chorus] Ohhhh the HR Superhero — Office Boddy keeping order wherever we go. Factotum efficiency, kindness at her core, Seeing potential in people others never saw before. If the workplace is wobbling, she’ll steady the string — Always while humming her favourite Sam Fender thing. Yeah, the world feels brighter whenever she steps in — All hail the HR Superhero… let the chorus begin. [Bridge – soft, funny & heroic] She’s the one with the rulebook, but the softest of touch, Stern when she must be — but never too much. You can’t sneak a thing past her… trust me, don’t try — Office Boddy sees all with her HR-trained eye. [Final Chorus] Ohhhh the HR Superhero — Guiding people gently like a backstage maestro. Coaching, supporting, keeping chaos at bay, And belting Sam Fender like it’s Wembley today. Yeah, the team stands taller whenever she’s doing her thing — The Office Boddy, HR Superhero… With a Sam Fender ring!