Billy Mack's Plastic F150

[Intro] [Verse 1] Billy Mack was parkin' in the shade, Sippin’ sweet tea, makin’ plans he’d laid, When a Mac truck came a-rollin’ outta gear, Crunched his plastic F150—oh dear! His heart near jumped right outta his chest, But he swore that truck was just doin’ its best. [Chorus] Oh, Billy Mack just can’t catch a break, From parking lot chaos to his pickup’s fake shake. He’s laughin’ through the madness, holdin’ tight to his pride, With a heart full of hope and a dent in his side! [Verse 2] OCI said, “Drive on in, you’re cleared!” Billy grinned wide, no longer feared, Till Juan flagged him down with a wink and a spin, Linked him out so fast—where’d that post begin? Near took his eye, but he ducked just in time, Now he’s dodgin’ trouble like a reverse country rhyme. [Bridge] Plastic fenders flyin’, Juan’s laughin’ too loud, Billy’s boots k**k dust, hollerin’ at the crowd, “Ain’t no truck nor ticket gonna steal my cheer, I’ll fix this rig with duct tape and a beer!” [Chorus] Oh, Billy Mack just can’t catch a break, From parking lot chaos to his pickup’s fake shake. He’s laughin’ through the madness, holdin’ tight to his pride, With a heart full of hope and a dent in his side! [Outro]