[Intro]
*(Instrumental: Banjo riff emulated by slap bass, upbeat fiddle, whistles, and handclaps)*
[Verse 1]
You got the looks, you got the moves,
in the dark youâre such a saint,
But daylight shows your childish groovesâman, youâre a paint-by-numbers fake.
You flex your charm like a trophy won,
but commitmentâs your kryptonite,
And every time I mention âus,â you vanish like a porch light.
[Pre-Chorus]
Youâre all charm when the lights go low,
But when I mention tomorrow, you play dumb, act slow.
A wink, a grin, then youâre out the doorâ
Whatâs the score? Iâm keepinâ tally, but youâre still playinâ floor hockey.
[Chorus]
Oh, youâre a man in the sheets but a kid in the streets,
All high-fives and fist bumps, no heartbeats.
Oh Youâre a pickup truck with no wheels to roll, (with no wheels to roll)
Oh, youâre a ten in the sheets but a kid in the streets,
A jukebox hero with a quarter soul.
All joke, no heartâyeah, thatâs your art,
A blue ribbon boy who wonât play the part (who wonât play the part).
[Verse 2]
Friday nights youâre a king, spinninâ lines, no strings,
But talk âforeverâ and youâre ghostinâ like a ringtone that never rings.
Youâre a frat-house poet with a beer-can crown,
A firework show thatâs all spark, no sound.
[Pre-Chorus]
Youâre all charm when the lights go low,
But when I mention tomorrow, you play dumb, act slow.
A wink, a grin, then youâre out the doorâ
Whatâs the score? Iâm keepinâ tally, but youâre still playinâ floor hockey.
[Chorus]
Oh, youâre a man in the sheets but a kid in the streets,
All high-fives and fist bumps, no heartbeats.
Oh Youâre a pickup truck with no wheels to roll, (with no wheels to roll)
Oh, youâre a ten in the sheets but a kid in the streets,
A jukebox hero with a quarter soul.
All joke, no heartâyeah, thatâs your art,
A blue ribbon boy who wonât play the part (who wonât play the part).
[Bridge]
*(Instrumental: Frenetic banjo riff, fiddle solo, handclaps, and stomping bass)*
[Pre-Chorus]
Youâre all charm when the lights go low,
But when I mention tomorrow, you play dumb, act slow.
A wink, a grin, then youâre out the doorâ
Whatâs the score? Iâm keepinâ tally, but youâre still playinâ floor hockey.
[Chorus]
Oh, youâre a man in the sheets but a kid in the streets,
All high-fives and fist bumps, no heartbeats.
Oh Youâre a pickup truck with no wheels to roll, (with no wheels to roll)
Oh, youâre a ten in the sheets but a kid in the streets,
A jukebox hero with a quarter soul.
All joke, no heartâyeah, thatâs your art,
A blue ribbon boy who wonât play the part (who wonât play the part).
[Outro]
*(Instrumental fade: Banjo, fiddle, whistles, and handclaps)*