[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Billy Mack woke up feelin’ fine, soaked his foot in Epsom salts all night,
Slapped on boots, jeans faded tight, Chevy rental shinin’ in the light.
His F150’s snoozin’, takin’ a vacation,
But that new truck’s got him grinnin’ like a kid at a train station!
[Chorus]
Oh, Billy’s rollin’ high, dodgin’ clouds in the sky,
From flooded hotels to Viagra highs,
Slipped on a hip, took a hit from Juan’s ride,
But today’s his day—luck’s on his side!
[Verse 2]
Remember that mornin’ the hotel turned to a lake?
He slipped in the lobby, his old bones went “SNAP!”
Juan Plunk’s rusty Ford left a dent in his door,
And that Mac truck laughed when it crushed his fake Ford!
[Chorus]
Oh, Billy’s rollin’ high, dodgin’ clouds in the sky,
From lightning alerts to cheesy truck lies,
Justin’s on the radio yellin’, “Storm’s comin’ through!”
But Billy’s smilin’—sky’s gotta be blue!
[Bridge]
Plastic F150? Yeah, the world called him crazy,
Too much Viagra had the nurses sayin’ “Maybe…”
But now he’s cruisin’, boots caked in mud,
Karma’s winking—it’s a redneck flood!
[Outro]
