Billy Macks Lucky Day

[Intro] [Verse 1] Billy Mack woke up feelin’ fine, soaked his foot in Epsom salts all night, Slapped on boots, jeans faded tight, Chevy rental shinin’ in the light. His F150’s snoozin’, takin’ a vacation, But that new truck’s got him grinnin’ like a kid at a train station! [Chorus] Oh, Billy’s rollin’ high, dodgin’ clouds in the sky, From flooded hotels to Viagra highs, Slipped on a hip, took a hit from Juan’s ride, But today’s his day—luck’s on his side! [Verse 2] Remember that mornin’ the hotel turned to a lake? He slipped in the lobby, his old bones went “SNAP!” Juan Plunk’s rusty Ford left a dent in his door, And that Mac truck laughed when it crushed his fake Ford! [Chorus] Oh, Billy’s rollin’ high, dodgin’ clouds in the sky, From lightning alerts to cheesy truck lies, Justin’s on the radio yellin’, “Storm’s comin’ through!” But Billy’s smilin’—sky’s gotta be blue! [Bridge] Plastic F150? Yeah, the world called him crazy, Too much Viagra had the nurses sayin’ “Maybe…” But now he’s cruisin’, boots caked in mud, Karma’s winking—it’s a redneck flood! [Outro]