Pierce the dude

[Intro] [Verse 1] Yo, Pierce, let’s chat, keep it cool, no cap, You strut like a king, but your crown’s a snapback. Braggin’ ’bout your kicks, say they’re “dragon-fire red,” But you tripped in gym class, faceplanted on your head! [Chorus] Pierce, Pierce, why you actin’ so sly? Your jokes are all dad-level, make us sigh, “Oh my!” You claim you’re the champ, but we’ve seen the truth twice— Your “epic” dance moves? Just a bowl of stale rice! [Verse 2] You’re the “master of memes,” but your memes are all weak, Like a potato in sunglasses—dry, bland, and meek. Your bike’s got training wheels, yet you call it a “beast,” We’re laughin’ in the background, yellin’, “Release the peace!” [Bridge] Think you’re TikTok famous? Zero likes, my guy. Even your pet goldfish rolls its tiny eye. Flexin’ with your juice box, say it’s “organic brew,” We’re just here vibin’, shoutin’, “Dude, be you!” [Outro]