Ein

[Intro] (Upbeat, bouncy instrumental with a catchy whistle melody) [Verse 1] Yo, Ein, step right up, let’s have some fun, Your jokes are lukewarm, like toast left in the sun. You claim you’re the best at every game you play, But your high score’s a secret—nobody knows the way! Your kicks are whack, your socks don’t match, Tripped on a shoelace, left a sidewalk scratch. You dance like a robot stuck in slow-mo mode, Even your shadow’s like, “Bro, hit the road!” [Chorus] Ein, Ein, not the champ today, Your pizza’s got pineapple—no one’s gonna stay! You tried to dunk a cookie in milk too long, Now it’s soggy and sunk, where’d your skills go wrong? [Verse 2] You brag ’bout your bike with the training wheels, Zoomin’ at snail speed, squealin’ like a seal. Your kite’s in a tree, your balloon’s in the sky, Your goldfish laughs—yeah, even it knows why! You challenged the moon to a staring contest, Blinked in two seconds—man, you need more rest. Your magic tricks? Just a deck missing queens, Your “abracadabra” summoned… lima beans? [Bridge] We’re just kiddin’, Ein, you’re still our friend, But clean up your act before this track’s on repeat! Next time you race, tie both shoes tight, Or we’ll sing this song every day *and* night! [Outro] (Fade-out with giggles and a playful synth drop)