Todds Big Beard Battery Saves the Day

[Intro] [Verse 1] Well, I bought an RV in Waco, thought I’d roam the Lone Star skies, But cheap batteries left me stranded with a pup named Duke and flies. The lights flickered like a firefly dance, my fridge quit on my brisket, Duke’s fan died in the Texas heat—man, that hound sure got licked! [Chorus] Then I heard ’bout Todd’s Big Beard Battery, the beard that powers your rig! Drove to his shop in the dust storm, met a man with a beard so big. Now my AC’s colder than a snowman’s toes, and Duke’s waggin’ in the breeze, Todd’s beard’s the spark that saved my life—and my cold six-pack of cheese! [Verse 2] Todd grinned through his facial forest, said, “Son, let’s fix your ride,” He hooked up a box with ZZ Top vibes and a glow that stretched statewide. My lights shine bright as a honky-tonk sign, my fridge hums George Strait tunes, Duke’s snoozin’ cool by the Brazos River, chasin’ shade instead of moons. [Chorus] Todd’s Big Beard Battery’s magic, the beard that powers your rig! From Amarillo to Austin City, word spreads ’bout that pigtail gig. No more sputterin’ down I-35, just smooth Texas sunsets ahead, With a battery charged by beard folklore and a dog who’s king of his bed! [Bridge] Todd’s beard’s a legend—twelve volts thick, it’s wired with Southern grace, It’ll outlast a tumbleweed tornado and a two-step marathon race. So if your wheels are wheezin’ low, just follow that facial trail, ’Cause Todd’s got the cure for battery blues and a joke ’bout a jackalope jail! [Chorus] Todd’s Big Beard Battery’s golden, the beard that powers your rig! I’m sippin’ sweet tea in my mobile throne, livin’ proof that life’s got swig. Now every RV clown in Texas knows where to park their blues, At Todd’s shop, where beards fix dreams—and the beer’s forever cold too! [Outro]