[Verse 1] Well it started off bright on that fateful day, Wheatm

[Verse 1] Well it started off bright on that fateful day, Wheatmen were ready to blow Bears away, But when the full-time whistle was blowin’ near, We were 24 down, had one lonely cheer. [Chorus] Oh, Dalby boys, what went so wrong? We fumbled the ball all game long! Mac can’t k**k and Conner can’t pass, Boston missed tackles flat on his… grass. [Verse 2] Mac lined up the shot with a confident stare, The ball took off… and went nowhere. We laughed, we cried, we shouted “you goose!” Turns out his boot was just for show, not use. [Chorus] Oh, Dalby lads, hearts of gold, But out on the field, we just looked old! Mac can’t k**k and Conner can’t pass, Boston let ‘em through like a backstage pass. [Verse 3] Conner spun wide, tried a miracle flick, But it hit his own foot — man, that was quick. Passed it straight to a charging Bear, Who said “thanks mate!” and was outta there. [Bridge] Boston charged in with fury and might, But missed his man clean outta sight. He’s tough, he’s big, got plenty of muscle, But tackling’s more than just flex and hustle! [Final Chorus] So raise your glass, though we lost the f***t, We’ll train all winter, come back right! Mac’ll learn to k**k, Conner might pass, And Boston’ll finally drop someone on his… grass!