Mall Voice Rock Anthem

[Intro] [Verse 1] Step right up to the fluorescent glow, Aisles of plastic, cash or credit—let’s go! Shoes squeak on tiles, neon signs hum, “50% off!” screams the weekend drum. [Pre-Chorus] Grab a cart, fill it fast, Sale ends soon, this thrill won’t last! Mannequins judge with their headless stare, But we’re here to rock in the food court air! [Chorus] Attention shoppers—drop what you’ve got! This rock’s on sale, and it’s piping hot! Scan the rhythm, bag the b**t, Mall voice screaming down the street! [Verse 2] Black Friday chaos, elbows sharp as knives, Credit cards melting in the nine-to-five grind. Elevator jingles morph to guitar screams, We’re the rebels of clearance dreams! [Bridge] “Cleanup in aisle five!”—but we’re making a mess, Dancing in checkout lines, screaming “Yes! Yes! Yes!” Security’s chasing, but we’re out of reach, Riffing loud in the food court speech! [Chorus] Attention shoppers—drop what you’ve got! This rock’s on sale, and it’s piping hot! Scan the rhythm, bag the b**t, Mall voice screaming down the street! [Outro]