Mercenary Melody

[Intro] (Instrumental riff blending Team Fortress 2 motifs with Friday Night Funkin' beats) [Verse 1] Yo, Boyfriend’s got the mic, but Scout’s speedin’ through the night, Double jumpin’, scattergun, he’s dodgin’ left and right. Soldier’s rocket rainin’ down, “Maggots, hit the floor!”, Pyro’s hummin’ lullabies—flames knockin’ at your door. [Pre-Chorus] Engineer’s sentry lockin’ on, dispensers in the zone, Heavy’s revvin’ Sasha’s song, “Cry some moooore!” he’s on the throne. Demoman’s sticky traps, Medic’s Uber’s charged to go, S****r’s scope—no room for hope, Spy’s backstab’s the final blow! [Chorus] It’s a RED vs BLU, Friday night’s breakin’ loose, Rocket jumps and crits on fire, shootin’ rhymes to defuse. From the Dustbowl to 2Fort, every class is in the f***t, Merasmus cursed the groove, but we’re dancin’ through the night! [Verse 2] Heavy’s sandwich healin’ beats, Demoman’s drunk on scrumpy, Soldier’s screamin’ “USA!”—BF’s fingers gettin’ jumpy. Pyro’s muffle-melody, Spy’s disguised in sound, Engineer’s Texas strum, “Yippee ki-yay!”—the track’s unbound. [Pre-Chorus] Saxton Hale’s crashin’ in, flexin’ fists of steel, “Australium’s the prize, mate! Let’s see how ya feel!” BF hits the high note, Scout’s bonkin’ outta line, Medic’s sawin’ through the bass—synchronized decline! [Chorus] It’s a RED vs BLU, Friday night’s breakin’ loose, Market Garden crits in tune, rhymes blowin’ up the caboose. Shotgun blasts and sticky spams, Spy’s k***e cuts the track, Team Fortress Funk’s the game—no respawns, no turnin’ back! [Bridge] S****r’s jarate chorus, Spy’s d**d ringer fake, Soldier’s mantread stompin’—BF’s gotta break! Pyro’s airblast chorus, Engineer’s wrenchin’ time, Heavy’s laugh echoes loud—now the b**t’s a w*r crime! [Breakdown] Saxton’s clappin’ thunder, “F***t like a Mann Co. crew!”, BF’s fingers bleedin’ fast, but the crew’s still comin’ through. Medic’s doin’ the conga, Demoman’s g*****e ballet, Scout’s taunt-killin’ rhythm—Friday night’s the TF2 way! [Outro] (Instrumental fades with a medley of TF2 weapon sounds and victory jingles)