[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Early in the morning on a dusty trail,
Whiskers twitchin', got a tailwind gale.
Helmet on, goggles tight,
These cats are cruisin’ into the light!
Zoomin’ past squirrels, leapin’ logs,
Muddy little paw prints splashin’ in the bogs.
Claws on the handlebars, no time to nap,
‘Cause mountain biking cats don’t need no map!
[Chorus]
🎶 Paws on the pedals, tails in the breeze,
Rippin' through the forest with feline ease!
Scratchin’ up dirt, no fear in sight,
Cats on bikes ridin' day and night!
Meowtain bikers, fur flyin' free —
Two wheels, four paws, wild and wheee! 🎶
[Verse 2]
One’s got shades, another wears boots,
They pop wheelies in little leather suits!
Dodgin’ raccoons, jumpin’ tree roots,
Stylin' through the woods like absolute brutes.
Fluffy’s in front, doin' tricks in the air,
Tabby took a shortcut through a grizzly bear’s lair!
Calico's cruisin’ on a singletrack road,
With a backpack full of tuna for snack-mode.
[Chorus]
🎶 Paws on the pedals, tails in the breeze,
Rollin' over hills with kittycat steeze!
Mud on their fur, eyes locked in tight —
They ride hard, they land light!
Climbin' peaks, then zoomin’ down fast —
These meowtain bikers were born to blast! 🎶
[Bridge]
Meow-gnificent stunts and midair flips,
Balancing tuna fish cans on their hips.
They don’t stop for naps or a laser dot,
Unless there’s a sunbeam — then they might squat...
[Final Chorus – Big Meow Finish!]
🎶 Paws on the pedals, claws in control,
They’re conquerin’ trails and rockin' the roll!
Leapin’ like legends, tails held high,
King of the mountain, no need to try!
Meowtain bikers — fearless and free —
Ridin’ like pros, from tree to tree! 🎶
[Outro]
"Yeah... we ride. We purr. We shred." 😼
