There they were on a sad silk morn
Stock markets up, lies then sworn
Citizens voted, promises then torn
Millions collected, a new party born
The groundhog predicted this very thing
We all figured it was announcing spring
However it brought out a bitcoin thing
Everyone was confused, it began to sing
Oh from the left side to the right adjacent
To the shorts on wall street, stay patient
DC is clean but your city needs pavement
But in this here hole, I be the replacement
Everyone was confused, until the groundhog pitched a sign
It was red and blue, white on the lines
This is just what it used, is this the official spring defined
No it was just the news, then trump came over from behind
We got a new party leader, this one is dependable
Over the last few years, my party has become predictable
The groundhog brought out charts, they were understandable
Then it started to recite laws, and they were long and usable
But marjorie taylor green, came and pitched her tent beside
She said, don't listen to this groundhog, it has since lied
I swear we have this in the books, please come inside
But no one followed her, it was deceit she spilt outside
Oh from the left side to the right adjacent
To the shorts on wall street, stay patient
DC is clean but your city needs pavement
But in this here hole, I be the replacement
The people were in shock, slack apparent in the jaw
It seemed to understand logic, in the graphs they saw
Following it's presentation stick, was a whiteboard with flaws
Somewhere it said pick, either epsteen or good laws
Quickly the people could see, this groundhog recited it's chant
There were many verses, it sort of went on a rant
Temperatures were rising, it got hot and then did pant
But before it retreated back in, it said... Don't vote for a Republicant!"
Oh from the left side to the right adjacent
To the shorts on wall street, stay patient
D.C. is clean but your city needs pavement
But in this here hole, I be the replacement
The republican't party was troubled, and to their surprise
The groundhog was in the oval office, and started to decode lies
You say it is my spring, but congress calls upon it, or it tries
The crickets could be heard, in the back along with the flies
Opening up the two thousand page bill, it spoke true and hard
We must read this on the T.V. and let it be read like a bard
It doesn't matter if the channel is on, and the material scabbed and scarred
These people deserve to know, what you are up to so far
However the groundhog was never seen again
Winter was declared still ongoing, the weather uncertain
Trump made enemies and claimed friends
But the twitter sphere kept him alive, even if it faced curtains
Oh from the left side to the right adjacent
To the shorts on wall street, stay patient
DC is clean but your city needs pavement
But in this here hole, I be the replacement