Our women don’t wear fancy dresses
But they sure know how to fill out blue jeans
They don’t sip champagne from slippers
They’d rather slam a beer or shot of Jim Beam
They don’t live in a great big mansion
Sail a yacht or drive a Coupe DeVille
They got pickup trucks and John Deere tractors
I can see them coming over the hill
Talking ‘bout the real housewives of Bubbaville
Yeah they’re the real housewives of Bubbaville
Gotta love them real housewives of Bubbaville
They ain’t made from plastic pieces
They’re all real from their hat down to their toes
They don’t paint their face with makeup
Their beauty’s natural as a petal on a rose
They ain’t got box seats at the opera
Do spa days in Beverly Hills
They like the steel guitar and they watch NASCAR
And their favorite singer’s Vince Gill
Talking ‘bout the real housewives of Bubbaville
Yeah they’re the real housewives of a Bubbaville
Gotta love them real housewives of Bubbaville
Now them Bubbaville wives gotta wild side
When they love they love a country mile wild
They got kids and dogs
Know how to gig a frog
Go to PTA
Then they bale some hay
Now them Bubbaville wives they take lip
From no yuppie girls with pink lipstick
They work all day and they play all night
I’m a Bubbaville man and say that’s all right
That’s a B to the U to the B to the B to a A to
The V to the I to the double L E
The wives of Bubbaville
Yeah
Now I got me a Bubbaville housewife
If you know just exactly what I mean
You can take her out of the country
She’s still country as a country girl can be
I married me a farmer’s daughter
Who knows just how to give me a thrill
We can dance till dawn
Put our overalls on
Then be right back out in the field
Talking ‘bout a real housewife of Bubbaville
Yeah she’s a real housewife of Bubbaville
Gotta love my real housewife of Bubbaville