There she was, sobbing over a contactless man
Deeply thinking about as best as one can
Prodding and probing she tries to understand
Then I hand over a controller to hell diver land
Yes I created a monster, but let me explain
If I hadn't had done it, you would have done the same
A damsel in distress, well I call her insane
Now stuck in the 2d world, Janell is in the game
There is a checkpoint in any single track
One with direction, that is what she lacked
Oh a penny slot, watch as I react
Until the tide is turned and I am on the attack
Nah Say what you want, I created this mess
First I was blamed about god, and this I detest
Then it was farts, then it was about you guessed
The endless video games now in the chest
You say it is a bad thing, like I should be ashamed
But what if you die, then who is then to be blamed
For the lack of friends to co op with that can't be renamed
I did what I did, and I will not let it be reframed
Yes I created a monster, but let me explain
If I hadn't had done it, you would have done the same
A damsel in distress, well I call her insane
Now stuck in the 2d world, Janell is in the game
There is an incoming convoy, it has your stuff
Maybe soon some femboys, there to grind your muff
The access to steam, and your account bluff
You just hear to goon, and that is just tough
I said if you were to play on the lap top, no goons
You can twiddle your thumbs somewhere else too soons
Keep you pockets empty of change, while I find the moons
Making her go crazy now like I am bending spoons
Got her a dog around the same fucking time
Then a P.S.5. and she might have felt sublime
Then grandpa paid her, and she feels the grind
To keep on gaming, and spend some for the grime
Yes I created a monster, but let me explain
If I hadn't had done it, you would have done the same
A damsel in distress, well I call her insane
Now stuck in the 2d world, Janell is in the game
Janell the gamer girl
We know you butt pick twirl
bye bye