Sneaking and crawling, I am mucking around
Proximity chat goes off, that lovely sound
Follow the trail of footsteps till they are found
My melee attacks are sold by the pound
Targeting lost raiders, looting in the stella
Hear in game, hey are you a nice fella
Luckily he wasn't talking to me, just a gorilla
Then I melee his a*s like king kong to godzilla
Not done, I swing with my pick
Laughing the whole time, my trick
Leave the loot, it distracts a tick
Crawling around the lobby, I hear a click
Ya it is that free solo arc raiders
Go three times a day to the traders
Buy an anvil, give one to your neighbors
But the pick is free, and some grenades sir
Got a chicken with a clutter addiction
Got me chemicals to magic in this fiction
Chickens love em some metal, my prediction
Cuz these bullets retiring fools like they nixon
But I need no g*n, I need only a shield
A spirit to guide me, and honor to wield
I will go electrocute them, and set off a static field
Then Melee Their a*s till the get death sealed
A p***h no, a thousand more slaps
Some teabags for all, and endless traps
Sneaking sometimes for minutes on maps
Scaring fools so hard, in real life they crap
Ya it is that free solo arc raiders
Go three times a day to the traders
Buy an anvil, give one to your neighbors
But the pick is free, and some grenades sir
Go ahead s***t me, I came in scott free
Load out is so cheap, it is mocking thee
I need not a g*n, except for the bots see
Got a club in a pick, most of all, ability
My stamina is on track, my melee on par
With the D.P.S. up close, of a speeding car
Shredding shredders up, like just a glass jar
Pulling aggro with them to k**l team mates like scar
Not the best troll in the game, but I try
If you want a cheap laugh, I can be that guy
A raider d**d here, a raider d**d why
They call me the boogie monster, cuz my pick sly
Ya it is that free solo arc raiders
Go three times a day to the traders
Buy an anvil, give one to your neighbors
But the pick is free, and some grenades sir