The Paginer Song (Yeehaw for Page Two!)

[Intro – Banjo Solo] (Quick and plucky, classic bluegrass banjo picking) ⸻ [Verse 1] Our webshop page, a country mile, With chicken coops and jam, Made servers groan, took folks a while, A digital traffic jam! Ol’ Jed, our coder, scratched his head, “A paginer’s what we need! Break it in chunks,” is what he said, “Plant a clickin’ little seed!” ⸻ [Chorus] 🎶 Got a paginer, yeehaw, a paginer, it’s true! Splits them products nice and neat, for me and folks like you! Click “Next Page,” “Previous Page,” no more scrollin’ pain, That ol’ paginer, bless its code, brought sunshine after rain! 🎶 ⸻ [Verse 2] Now shoppers click with happy glee, Findin’ what they came to see, No more waitin’ endlessly, Our sales are up—yippee! So if your list is long and dire, Set your website all on fire, With a paginer, take it higher, Fulfill your heart’s desire! ⸻ [Chorus – Repeat] 🎶 Got a paginer, yeehaw, a paginer, it’s true! Splits them products nice and neat, for me and folks like you! Click “Next Page,” “Previous Page,” no more scrollin’ pain, That ol’ paginer, bless its code, brought sunshine after rain! 🎶 ⸻ [Outro – Spoken & Strum] Paginate it, folks! Yee-haw! (Quick banjo strum and final “plink!”)