[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Are you ready, hey?
Are you ready for the day?
'Cause I'm standin' at the door
Heard some coughin' down the hall, for sure!
[Chorus]
It's the Bathroom Blitz!
Bathroom Blitz!
Bathroom Blitz!
Yeah!
[Verse 2]
I'm the teacher on patrol
Watchin' for a hidden hole
See them sneaking in the stall
Gotta make sure they don't vandalize the wall!
[Chorus]
It's the Bathroom Blitz!
Bathroom Blitz!
Bathroom Blitz!
Yeah!
[Bridge]
*Teacher 1:* "Did you hear that, Mrs. Davis?"
*Mrs. Davis:* "Sounded like a vape cloud explosion!"
*Teacher 1:* "Let's move! We gotta break it up!"
*Mrs. Davis:* "Before they flood the place!"
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
Someone's writin' on the sink
Gotta catch 'em, quick as a blink
No more loiterin' around
Teachers gonna shut this party down!
No more TikTok dances here!
[Chorus]
It's the Bathroom Blitz!
Bathroom Blitz!
Bathroom Blitz!
Yeah!
[Outro]
Bathroom Blitz! (Yeah!)
Bathroom Blitz! (Alright!)
Bathroom Blitz! (Uh huh!)
Bathroom Blitz! (Heard it on the radio!)
Bathroom Blitz! (Gotta go!)
Bathroom Blitz!
Bathroom Blitz!
