Jordan

🎵 “That Cheeky Rascal Jordan” 🎵 (Country style – mid-tempo, acoustic guitar, slide guitar, maybe a little harmonica) [Verse 1] Well out on the green, just past hole five, There’s a man who keeps mischief alive, Got a twinkle in his eye and a heart that roams, But he’s always bringin’ trouble home. He had a girl he loved real deep, But dreams of threesomes don’t come cheap, Tried to pitch the wildest plan, Now he’s sleepin’ like a single man. [Chorus] Oh, Jordan, that cheeky rascal, Lyin’ low then causin’ a scandal. Smooth with the ladies, quick with a grin, But always knee-deep in some kinda sin. From the bunkers to the bar, he’s always on, That rascal Jordan just rolls along. [Verse 2] One summer night he got too bold, Reversed his car like he’d lost control, A splash so loud it shook the trees, He parked it in my koi with ease. The water sprayed, alarms did ring, You’d think the Queen had lost her bling, Neighbors heard it down the lane, But Jordan just laughed through the pain. [Chorus] Oh, Jordan, that cheeky rascal, Got more tales than an old time chapel. Crashin’ cars and breakin’ hearts, But somehow he still plays his part. He’s the legend of our little town, In boots, in mud, or upside down. [Bridge] Now we all got a friend like him, Full of charm and a pint to brim, You’d shake your head, but damn you’d smile, He’s the rogue who makes life worthwhile. [Final Chorus] Yeah Jordan, that cheeky rascal, Wild as a bronc with no damn saddle. He’ll stir the pot and flash a wink, Then pour you both another drink. Love him or hate him, can’t ignore, That Jordan Robinson folklore.