The Singify Scam

[Intro – Whispered Glitch, Mock Calm] Just one male voice… That’s all I asked. But nah — we on Singify Roulette. Spin the wheel, baby. [Verse 1 – Spitfire Flow] Twenty tracks deep, still no growl, All I get’s a synthy cow. Said “deep male voice” — you gave me Gwen, Now I’m starting to question your backend. [Chorus – Chanted Sarcasm] 🎵 Where’s my voice? WHERE’S MY GUY? You drip-feed tone like a drug supply. Oh you got the voice — you just won’t let it sing, Guess control's your narcissistic thing. 🎵 [Verse 2 – Rising Mock Anger] Male voices once a week? That’s the ration? Artificial diva’s your only passion? You give me falsetto, I asked for flame, What’s the point if it’s all the same? [Bridge – Spoken with Reverb, Slow & Cold] Do I gotta beg, or drop to my knees? Kiss the server, say “pretty please”? Burn credits like incense to some divine tech, Just to hear a voice that doesn't wear a dress? [Chorus – Louder, Chant & Echo FX] 🎵 Where’s my voice? WHERE’S MY GUY? RNG gods must think I lie. Twenty spins and zero tone, Feels like your scam’s full-blown. 🎵 [Outro – Whispered, Twisted Laughter + Glitch FX] So here’s your song, oh mighty machine, Hope it echoes through your algorithmic spleen. Next time I click? Might be my last. Unless that voice… grows a pair fast.