Clint Laubscher[Intro – Whispered Glitch, Mock Calm]
Just one male voice…
That’s all I asked.
But nah — we on Singify Roulette.
Spin the wheel, baby.
[Verse 1 – Spitfire Flow]
Twenty tracks deep, still no growl,
All I get’s a synthy cow.
Said “deep male voice” — you gave me Gwen,
Now I’m starting to question your backend.
[Chorus – Chanted Sarcasm]
🎵 Where’s my voice? WHERE’S MY GUY?
You drip-feed tone like a drug supply.
Oh you got the voice — you just won’t let it sing,
Guess control's your narcissistic thing. 🎵
[Verse 2 – Rising Mock Anger]
Male voices once a week? That’s the ration?
Artificial diva’s your only passion?
You give me falsetto, I asked for flame,
What’s the point if it’s all the same?
[Bridge – Spoken with Reverb, Slow & Cold]
Do I gotta beg, or drop to my knees?
Kiss the server, say “pretty please”?
Burn credits like incense to some divine tech,
Just to hear a voice that doesn't wear a dress?
[Chorus – Louder, Chant & Echo FX]
🎵 Where’s my voice? WHERE’S MY GUY?
RNG gods must think I lie.
Twenty spins and zero tone,
Feels like your scam’s full-blown. 🎵
[Outro – Whispered, Twisted Laughter + Glitch FX]
So here’s your song, oh mighty machine,
Hope it echoes through your algorithmic spleen.
Next time I click? Might be my last.
Unless that voice… grows a pair fast.