[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Sipping espresso with a pinky raised high,
Quoting Baudelaire as the subway rolls by.
Your scarfâs thrift-store cashmere, but youâll call it âvintage,â
Dropping names like Picasso to sound avant-garde.
[Chorus]
Oh, youâre a masterpiece of half-truths and lies,
A walking gallery of borrowed disguise.
Jangle chords ring while you posture and pose,
Champagne dreams in a paper-cup prose.
[Verse 2]
You curate your vinyl to impress the scene,
New-wave synths hum where your humilityâs been.
Your laughterâs a script, rehearsed and refined,
A critic of norms you secretly envy in kind.
[Bridge]
Neon lights trace your shadow on the wall,
A silhouette dancing to no b**t at all.
You paint your life in strokes no one decodes,
A pretension that flickers but never explodes.
[Chorus]
Oh, youâre a masterpiece of half-truths and lies,
A walking gallery of borrowed disguise.
Jangle chords ring while you posture and pose,
Champagne dreams in a paper-cup prose.
[Outro]