Country Road - Funny

TV dinners on my sofa bed Brush popper shirt all faded red House on wheels, ready to roll Broke down truck, may need a tow Unemployment check Got no job Rebel flag on my neck Watchin’ Springer on my DVR 20 inch console rustin’ in my front yard Im a redneck country boy Yeah that’s me Steel toed boots, hand me down jeans K***e in my pocket, tooth gone missin’ Riding tractor on a liquor mission Roadside couches-my new treasures Everything’s free Bottles at signs, my guilty pleasure. Ice cold beer that’s what I need. Rodeo clowns laugh, cracker jacks in hand Party in the back, business in the front-man Redneck country boy livin’ that’s a fact Nascar’s is my anthem when the pack come back Copenhagen spittin’, truth, no lies Lookin’ at me with them playful lil eye’s My yard’s my kingdom, my junkyard dreams cracked concrete steps, porch with a gangsta’ lean Light bill’s due, got no money Cruisin’ back roads with my little honey She’s in the backyard mowing with her john deer tractor Redneck girl with that country slang factor Cussing and singing in her rubber boots Dodgin’ stump’s and them gosh dang roots Joker smile, purdy hazel eyes Avoiding spiders and swattin’ them flies Dancing in the kitchen, nuttin’ but birthday suits on Pour another shot Not one but two Skinny dippin’ in the hotel pool Life’s a dirt road…man that’s cool Getting down, music on Max Two peas in a pod, that’s a fact Im a redneck country boy Yeah that’s me Steel toed boots, hand me down jeans K***e in my pocket, tooth gone missin’ Riding my tractor on a liquor mission My yard’s my kingdom, my junkyard dreams cracked concrete steps, porch with a gangsta’ lean Light bill’s due, got no money Cruisin’ the back roads with my lil honey She’s in the backyard mowing with her john deer tractor Redneck girl with that country slang factor Cussing and singing in her rubber boots Dodgin’ tree’s and them gosh dang roots Joker smile, purdy hazel eyes Avoiding spiders and swattin’ them flies Dancing in the kitchen, jus our birthday suits on Pour another shot Not one but two Skinny dippin’ in the hotel pool Life’s a dirt road…man that’s cool Getting down, music on Max Two peas in a pod, that’s a fact Redneck Country that’s our life Redneck Country girl, yeah that’s my wife It don’t get no better than that, man