[Verse 1]
Kev was cruisin’ down the Kevway, shades on full tilt,
Sippin’ Kevfee, hummin’ tunes, wrapped in Kevguilt.
Then a whisper from the shadows said, “Hey… Kev, come near,”
A hooded crew in Kevrobes, eyes glowing kinda weird.
[Pre-Chorus]
They said, “No more daylight, no more chill,
We got Kevpies, secrets, and a free will pill.”
Kev paused, then laughed, “Well alright, I’m in!”
Now he’s chantin’ in Kevglish with a Kevlish grin.
[Chorus]
🎶 Kev went dark, joined the Kev Cult crew,
Wears black Kevrobes and sips shadow brew.
He’s speakin’ in rhymes that don’t quite make sense,
But he’s got that Kevvibe — intense and immense. 🎶
[Verse 2]
He used to dance in the Kevlight, bright as a flame,
Now he’s doin’ slow Kevspin in the Hall of No Name.
He’s got a Kevtat of the Sacred Forked K,
And he’s teachin’ Kevlings the shadowy way.
[Bridge]
Is it a phase or the final form of Kev?
Does he dream of Kevcream or chant in his Kevbed?
He sends cryptic Kevtexts at 3 a.m. sharp:
“Join the Kevlt, become the spark.”
[Chorus]
🎶 Kev went dark, and we can’t look back,
He’s vibin’ in caves with the Kevverse pack.
He’s got Kevvisions and a mind full of stars,
Now he rides a Kevbat through emotional scars. 🎶
[Outro]
So if you hear the Kevchant, don’t look away —
It’s just Kev, reborn in a Kevlt display.
Dark side Kev, yeah, he’s weird but he’s free,
Long live the Kev, in his shadow decree.
🎵 [slow fade into a Kevtherial whisper: “Keeeeev…”]