Kev went dark (Kevlt Anthem)

[Verse 1] Kev was cruisin’ down the Kevway, shades on full tilt, Sippin’ Kevfee, hummin’ tunes, wrapped in Kevguilt. Then a whisper from the shadows said, “Hey… Kev, come near,” A hooded crew in Kevrobes, eyes glowing kinda weird. [Pre-Chorus] They said, “No more daylight, no more chill, We got Kevpies, secrets, and a free will pill.” Kev paused, then laughed, “Well alright, I’m in!” Now he’s chantin’ in Kevglish with a Kevlish grin. [Chorus] 🎶 Kev went dark, joined the Kev Cult crew, Wears black Kevrobes and sips shadow brew. He’s speakin’ in rhymes that don’t quite make sense, But he’s got that Kevvibe — intense and immense. 🎶 [Verse 2] He used to dance in the Kevlight, bright as a flame, Now he’s doin’ slow Kevspin in the Hall of No Name. He’s got a Kevtat of the Sacred Forked K, And he’s teachin’ Kevlings the shadowy way. [Bridge] Is it a phase or the final form of Kev? Does he dream of Kevcream or chant in his Kevbed? He sends cryptic Kevtexts at 3 a.m. sharp: “Join the Kevlt, become the spark.” [Chorus] 🎶 Kev went dark, and we can’t look back, He’s vibin’ in caves with the Kevverse pack. He’s got Kevvisions and a mind full of stars, Now he rides a Kevbat through emotional scars. 🎶 [Outro] So if you hear the Kevchant, don’t look away — It’s just Kev, reborn in a Kevlt display. Dark side Kev, yeah, he’s weird but he’s free, Long live the Kev, in his shadow decree. 🎵 [slow fade into a Kevtherial whisper: “Keeeeev…”]