turky football

[Verse 1] Grandma’s stuffing in the oven, Uncle’s yelling at the screen, Mashed potatoes start a r**t, Pumpkin pie fuels the scene! [Pre-Chorus] Pass the gravy, pass the ball, K**k the turkey down the hall, Family feud, we’re breaking chairs, Thanksgiving punk, we just don’t care! [Chorus] HEY! HEY! Smash the feast tonight, Football frenzy, fists up high! HEY! HEY! Cranberry stains the floor, We want chaos, we want more! [Verse 2] Drumsticks flying like guitars, Cousins tackle in the yard, Ref is Grandpa, calls it wrong, Now the table’s in the song! [Bridge] Stuffing’s b*****g, pies e*****e, We’re moshing down the gravy road, Touchdown turkey, punk parade, This holiday will never fade! [Final Chorus] HEY! HEY! Smash the feast tonight, Football frenzy, fists up high! HEY! HEY! Cranberry stains the floor, We want chaos, we want more! [Outro] Turkey bones, electric tones, Football fights and broken phones, Thanksgiving’s loud, we scream and shout, PUNK ROCK FEAST—let’s burn it out! ```