[Intro]
[Verse 1]
In a world of cheeks and seams, two lonely voids,
They met by chance, where the toilet paper’s destroyed.
One from the north, one from the south,
A silent whisper—"Hey, what’s coming out your mouth?"
[Pre-Chorus]
They blushed in hues of pink and red,
A spark where no one ever tread.
Through starlit nights and morning groans,
They found a home where wind had flown.
[Chorus]
Oh, love in the shadows, tight and true,
A bond that’s built on gas and glue.
They’ll never part, though folks might stare,
A match made deep in derrière.
[Verse 2]
They’d share soft laughs at bathroom jokes,
Dodge judgmental folks and prying folks.
But critics sneered, “This can’t be right!”
They held on strong, clenched through the night.
[Pre-Chorus]
No candlelit dinner, just midnight air,
A romance spun from threads of hair.
Their symphony of squeaks and sighs,
A duet sung with closed-off eyes.
[Chorus]
Oh, love in the shadows, tight and true,
A bond that’s built on gas and glue.
They’ll never part, though folks might stare,
A match made deep in derrière.
[Bridge]
“They’ll call us gross,” one softly sighed,
The other grinned, “Let’s take it in stride.
For every crack, there’s light to see—
We’re perfect in our asymmetry.”
[Chorus]
Oh, love in the shadows, tight and true,
A bond that’s built on gas and glue.
They’ll never part, though folks might stare,
A match made deep in derrière.
[Outro]
